Cynicism, Uncle Geoff - not at all like you !
Nepotism isn't so bad !
Whilst working in London year's ago, whilst working for an organisation who had big helmets and large truncheons ( and they weren't porn stars) I played in the same footie team as a guy who could "disappear" parking tickets ! Worked for me !
If Sue, Grabbitt and Runne read this, it's fiction - if they don't, trust me, it's not what you know. It's who you know !