"I'm one hundred and twelve, you know ! Now when I were a lad, you didn't get transported down here for stealing a sheep ..... but kissing one, even if she was pretty ?
And that Ned Kelly - strange boy ! Kept putting a waste bin over his head and pretending he was Mick Jagger ..... about the same age, the pair of 'em !
Now, about my birthday celebration - I said to Prince Albert, "Where's that Vickie - a lovely young lass. Too good for you, Herman" !!!!
Cheers, you old scrote !