Given some of the stuff on recent threads: spiders, unreliable ferries, exchange rates, rain,triffids etc etc, it has become clear that Symi is a horrible place to visit.
Therefore, as of next year, Elaine and I are offering to go on your behalf and face all these awful things for you. You will be able to stay comfortably at home, watching `I'm a Moron, Watch Me Make An Idiot of Myself (On Ice)!!!!!!` and visiting Tesco to buy yummy frozen meals rather than all this nasty foreign stuff. (Causes blindness, you know. And gives you a rash).
To benefit from this amazing offer, simply send us your tickets and spending money - and we will do it all for you!
Please form an orderly queue.