New Service - BOOK NOW!!!!

by **snapperjon** » 26 Sep 2009, 10:46

Given some of the stuff on recent threads: spiders, unreliable ferries, exchange rates, rain,triffids etc etc, it has become clear that Symi is a horrible place to visit.

Therefore, as of next year, Elaine and I are offering to go on your behalf and face all these awful things for you. You will be able to stay comfortably at home, watching `I'm a Moron, Watch Me Make An Idiot of Myself (On Ice)!!!!!!` and visiting Tesco to buy yummy frozen meals rather than all this nasty foreign stuff. (Causes blindness, you know. And gives you a rash).

To benefit from this amazing offer, simply send us your tickets and spending money - and we will do it all for you!

Please form an orderly queue.

by **maziemoo** » 26 Sep 2009, 12:12

Ha ha ha......me thinks you have more chance of flying to the moon on a microlite my friend :?:

but you can't blame a man for trying

!!

by **Kon** » 26 Sep 2009, 13:08

Hmmmm sounds like a dodgy deal to me ,but you have cable t.v ,(thinking about it) ...nah.