Hi there people ! Been away - not been feeling top dollar. What's happening ?
Two things I have learned in the last couple of weeks !
When two chaps are wheeling you to the op. theatre with you on a bed wearing nothing but a mini-nightgown open at the back, a certain touch of concern about your virtue is not out of place !
When that is compounded by a Doctor chappie advancing upon your semi-naked form with something about the size of a large knitting needle to stick in just between your ribs saying "It won't hurt at all", then take his testicles between your fingernails, squeeze ever so gently, look him in the eye and whisper, " It had better not Sunshine!"
Secondly, the philosopher who said "What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger" was telling more lies than a McDonald's menu ! For three days afterwards I felt like I'd had a severe talking to by a large pair of Doc Martin's up and down the High Street.
Godd to be back - I'm off for a scroll through to see what I have missed