As Under Minister for booze and Taverna Standards along with my close colleague ( too damned close when she's talking in her sleep ! ), the Minister for Sunbeds and Controller of Oil Slicks, I will send a report on the competition provided by that Symi of Northern England (a.k. Scarborough) on my return - I'm only going for the day, honest (well. there's no cricket festival !).
One day will be enough, I should think, given that I'll probably needed hospital treatment for hypothermia and exposure afterwards.
As a footnote for Samantha F ( Minister for Goats - I won't even ask !), it has got a tadge sterile, but given the vitriolic comment and conduct of previous times, perhaps that's no bad thing as a settling down procedure, especially as - during a meander through the web - I stumbled across a small selection of comment from elsewhere and the vitriol and non-acceptance of other opinions seems to be still to the fore.
Post your thoughts up and let's run with them - we could return it towards before but with moderation to remove persanal abuse ! let's see