Just two points, Geoff my old Scrote ! Firstly, Just how old are you ? All the cards in our local shop are yellow with age so I really needn't bother sending one to someone else of the same ilk.
Secondly, alleged Uncle, as you were at the top end of the "sticky-out" bit of Asia when I was at the bottom end, and we were both listening to The Doors, Creedance, Beach Boys etc., etc., I suppose we're of the same vintage - probably a great year for wine but a bloody awful one for calmness, politeness and p.c. beliefs, eh ?
Best wishes my old son.
p.s.
It's Barmy Army, Uncle Geoff - "balmy army" suggests nice warm days and soft breezes. "Barmy Army" is about right - loonies who can - up a day at the cricket for anybody with their "footie"-type chanting, shouting and singing ! Lost the art of intelligent "sledging", methinks !