Where's that Mike gone ?
He marks exam papers and since everyone including that 4 year old down the road got 14 A* results in whatever A levels, he's done a runner !
Surely we should be told ..... is he on a bonus scheme ? Has he retired to a tax haven on the ill-gotten gains ?
If anyone spots him on the beach with a copy of the Visitor under his arm, can they say "You are Mike Gadd and I claim my �5-00" ? ( If he then says, "Yes, can you spell antidisestablishmentarianism ?" then that's the guy).
Photograhic evidence required for claim of �5-00 !!!!!