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Millions of words have been written about Napoleon Bonaparte, about his deeds, his romances etc.
However there is a little known fact about his physical appearance.
Does anyone know what it is?

He was a little short for his boots??4 foot nothing. ops:

We all know what they say about short men, Kon
But, no, thats not it.

In all the picture representations I've seen, he looked like Alfred E. Neuman !

Was he somewhat "short" in some department or other - or just bragging when he stuck his hand somewhere in his vest ..... and then smiled ?

He only had one testicle !

Keep going, folks.
Its his "appearance" and its above the belt.

Hitler was the monorchid.

His eyebrows met in the middle (of what?).

Some paintings show him with a "kiss-curl" looking a tadge like Bill Haley and about to burst into "Rock around the Clock".

Not like Scaramanga - three nipples ?

You're getting warm, Dave.

Forget the "bloodhound noses"..

And he had really bad "Emma Freuds"....

Go to bed, Glen, you're tired.
I said it was above his shoulders.
That would be a funny place to have a bunch of grapes..

Did he have one funny ear????or was he one of those no neck people like Gladston Small. ops:

I know a joke about Gladstone Small !
But to save the moderator the time spent to delete it the punchline is :
and Ian Botham said, "Just how do you think we put an England tie on Gladstone Small!"

Hi there. Not been on here for a while.

I think the answer is that he had red hair????????????? I remember reading it somewhere.

You are not just a pretty face, Trailer.
He was indeed a real "blood nut" but was very vain and insisted that all portraits depict his hair as normal dark brown.