Joke of the day.........

[Kon]

Telephone conversation goes;
"Hello, is this the police?
"Yes it is. How can we help you?"
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor, Kosta. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for the call."

The next day, police officers descend on Kostas house in great
numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the
firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood
but they find no cocaine. They swear at Kosta and leave.

The phone rings at Kostas house.

"Hey, Kosta. Did the cops come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop up your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday", maaaaaate!!!!

[Ozzie Geoff]

With all this hoo-ha over Ben Cousins, Kon.
Did you hear about the new Big Mac on sale...they call it the
Westcoast burger...comes with free coke.

[Dave]

Reminds me a bit of the story of the guy that had thieves on his property and phoned the local police telling them that they were still on the property and if they got round a little bit on the quick side they could arrest them on site.
When being told that no one was available and a car would be round in a couple of hours he said, "Okay, I'll get my shotgun out and sort it out now".
Ten minutes later, two armed response units turned up and, when asked about his shotgun, he said, "I don't own one"
The police response was "I thought you said you had a gun !"
His response - " I thought you said you had no one available !"

I'd love it to be true ! But it sums up UK policing - an instant response if you are summised to show prejudice, but a real crime ? Suck on this, my son !

[Joanie]

Like that one Kon!!

[Anthony]

And that one, Dave!

[MacDuff]

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable "Jesus Christ!" he shouted Joseph said: "Write that down Mary; it's better than Clyde!"